Coffee With The Mayor For May 25 Canceled May 23, 2018
CLICK TO ENLARGE: Sultan City Hall & Library. Photo: Sky Valley Chronicle
By Rex D. Cain
(SULTAN, WA.) – This month’s Coffee with the Mayor event, set for Friday May 25th at 9:30 am has been canceled due to the holiday weekend and one other thing.
They’ve re-thought this whole coffee thing through and through and came to the conclusion it was way too down scale for a town that prides itself as being “open for business” and one that has a Republican Mayor to boot. (Cheap socialists and those socialist Democrats hand out free coffee for cryin’ out loud).
So the event has been re-tooled to “Omaha Steaks With The Mayor” and at the next event, everyone who shows up gets a free Omaha steak dinner (they’re flying in the fresh steaks two days before) with all the trimmings topped off by gourmet desserts and shots of 40 year old Cognac they found aging in a cave outside Berlin.
After all, now that a billionaire Republican is President people have, you know, certain expectations.
Just kidding. Wanted to see if you were paying attention Spunky. The next Coffee with the Mayor event takes place†9:30 a.m.†on†Friday, June 1st at Galaxy Chocolates, located at 501 Main Street in Sultan.